The Dog Ate My Visa July 25, 2007
“Sorry. I can’t spend time with the Schvaneveldt clan because my visa expired.” Nice try.
Eric, I hope you are paying attention and are learning from this. It’s gonna take something special. You are going to have to bring your “A-game”.
Because I enjoy a fair fight, let me give you a suggestion: tuberculosis. I don’t thing TB by itself will get you out of the visit, since my dad has access to hardcore antibiotics, but a bloody contagious cough and delirious fever should provide a nice starting point. You will have to figure out the rest yourself.
Good luck.
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