The Schvaneveldt Family Blog

“Sorry. I can’t spend time with the Schvaneveldt clan because my visa expired.” Nice try.

Eric, I hope you are paying attention and are learning from this. It’s gonna take something special. You are going to have to bring your “A-game”.

Because I enjoy a fair fight, let me give you a suggestion: tuberculosis. I don’t thing TB by itself will get you out of the visit, since my dad has access to hardcore antibiotics, but a bloody contagious cough and delirious fever should provide a nice starting point. You will have to figure out the rest yourself.

Good luck.

If you don’t think this is funny, you obviously haven’t had your phone line repeatedly chewed through by these “rats with bushy tails”.  They may be cute when they munch on an acorn, but they have a dark side.  And no, this is not a video from my own home, just a kindred spirit with a pension for innovation.

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Sorry for not moving on .. but I just can’t get over these old baby pictures of Sis. It always amazed me that she didn’t cry more when they fork-lifted her onto the dollies.

Could we at least have the Queen version of we are The Champions?