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Out With Moses, In With Emmitt November 16, 2006

Filed under: Schlock — The Eldest @ 5:51 am

H.S. Football State Champion? Check. Check.
Superbowl Champion? Check. Check. Check.
NFL MVP? Check
Superbowl MVP? Check
NFL Career Rushing Yards Leader? Check

Winner of Dancing With the Stars? CHECKAROONEY!!!

It is complete. He has whooped up on the Bills and the Steelers and now ‘Saved By The Bell’. Slater never had a chance. This HAD to have hurt even more than his loss to Screech.


Gold shoes. MC Hammer. Couldn’t be prouder.


One Response to “Out With Moses, In With Emmitt”

  1. The Nose Picker Says: November 16th, 2006 at 8:06 pm

    emmit has now given hope to the dallas cowboys. as they see there place in professional slipping away , they now have been given hope of a second career with the dallas ballet or the remake of saturday night fever?

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